I’ve been
inspired people. So very inspired. A few weeks ago Adam Hurrey of
@footballcliches fame wrote a blog post detailing his exploits playing
Sensible Soccer using an online Mega Drive emulator. And what a post it
was, with the quirks and whizz-bangs you’d expect from full-blown breakdown
match-reports of England’s 1994 World Cup qualifying campaign (which was of
course, in real life, as the football cliché goes: ill-fated). It gave me an
idea. Cricket. On the Mega Drive, match reports, completing an Ashes Series… There
was only one game of choice: Brian Lara Cricket. The best cricket game that’s
ever been made and probably will ever be made (if the current makers of the
biannual Ashes Cricket are still making Ashes Cricket 2021).
Anyway, here we go.
It’s 1994. England haven’t won the Ashes since the tour down under in 1986-87,
and Ian Botham and Gladstone Small’s heroics in the innings victory at the MCG Boxing
Day test seem a long way off; with Australia winning two series on the spin.
Mike Atherton, having come under fire during a ball tampering controversy the
summer series against South Africa, retains his place as captain. To assist
Atherton a new man is placed in role of ‘head coach’, the unknown Nick Hayhoe
and he is immediately vilified by the national media; with the Daily Mirror
describing him as ‘Doughnut Hayhoe’. Hayhoe insists in a press conference down
under that he will win the Ashes.
In a good toss to lose, England won; and Atherton chose to bowl first, perhaps making note of the cloud cover above the Gabba. Gough was first to bowl, in an opening tandem with fellow pace-man Malcolm and nearly saw a run out in just the third ball of the match; with Tufnell’s quick throw almost beating Slater to the striker’s end. But he was home, and Australia were underway. But, almost inexplicably, the following ball he miss-timed a pull shot completely and top-edged it to Mark Ramprakash standing at cover; who caught the ball with an almost bemused expression on his face. The Gabba fell silent, as if their pre-match absinthes the night before that are available in many of downtown Brisbane’s bars had caused what they had just witnessed. Malcolm in the next over, on the other hand, did not start his Ashes series down under in the best way; with Boon creaming an attempted bouncer behind deep-backward square into the stand for six runs.
The
following ball, Boon decided to give his captain a sprinting warm-up, calling a
run off a ball that had just been poked to mid-off. Tufnell did not fail with
his throw and it smacked into the middle stump with Boon adrift by several
yards; an absolutely farcical run-out. England in the ascendancy.
Boon and Taylor attempted to steady the sinking ship, but the latter
continued to play some rash shots, twice almost edging deliveries from Gough
that went straight through the gate and spooning an attempted sweep shot that
only just landed short of the man standing at fine leg. And, almost inevitably,
with the two men determined to up the scoring rate on a pitch that was
obviously becoming a minefield, Malcolm got Taylor. Taylor seemed determined to
play anything wide of off through mid-wicket, and he feathered one to Russell,
who took a smart catch, down low to his left; with the ball now starting to
swing around corners. Australia now
43/3, a high run rate, indeed. But leaking wickets, perhaps determined to have
a bowl themselves. Just before lunch, with Hayden and Waugh sticking to the
tactics of upping the run rate, Defreitas – in his first over in the attack –
trapped Hayden LBW in somewhat controversial circumstances after television
replays seemed to suggest that he’d got bat on ball before it thumped into his
pad. Nevertheless, up went umpire Randell’s finger. Atherton jumped for joy in
the slips. Next over, the last over before lunch, Waugh mistimed an attempted drive
to cow-corner and was caught by Tufnell at mid-on. Then, three balls later, the
exact same thing happened to Waugh; who’d smashed 23. Malcolm could hardly
believe what was happening. Australia at lunch on the first day of the first
Ashes test were, almost inexplicably, 79/6.
Lunch Day One |
More to follow soon
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